Looking for funny WhatsApp status quotes to share with friends and families? Then, here’s a collection of some of the best hilarious and funny WhatsApp status quotes to consider!
Considering the exposure and attention WhatsApp statuses get, you as a user should find it interesting to use, especially as a tool in expressing emotions, motivational quotes, hilarious messages and more. These messages, however, fades off after 24 hours of being on your status.
Below are the latest and best funny WhatsApp status quotes in English. If you are looking for WhatsApp Status quotes in Hindu and other languages, then consider using Google translate app on your browser to convert them to your desired language and feel free to use them when needed.
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Funny WhatsApp Status Quotes
Here are some of the funniest WhatsApp Status to lighten your day and that of your friends online.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- I’m not weird, I’m a limited edition.
- People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉
- There’s always a person that you hate for no reason.
- 80% of boys have girlfriends… The rest 20% are having a brain.
- Behind this smile is everything you’ll never understand.
- A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time!!
- A woman is like a teabag, you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
- Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.
- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
- Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.
- Doing nothing is a very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
- Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.
- Etc= End of Thinking Capacity.
- Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither.
- Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. Girl 🙂
- Full meaning of study – S-T-U-D-Y = [S]inging, [T]weeting, [U]nlimited Texting, [D]reaming, [Y]awning.
- Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday!!!
- God is really creative, I mean ..just look at me 😛
- Hey, you are reading my status again??
- Hmm…..Don’t copy my status
- How do u know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put on lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
- I believe in hate at first sight.
- I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
- I don’t always lose my phone but when I do, it’s always on silent.
- I hate math but I love counting money.
- I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
- I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
- I wish I have a friend like me 😀
- I wonder if I’ve met the person I’m going to marry.
- I’m Jealous of My Parents… I’ll Never Have a Kid as Cool as Theirs!!!
- If I get jealous then yes I really like you.
- If you are a player then I’m the GAME.
- If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
- If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
- If you fall. I’ll be there.
- Importance of thumb- Child use it4sucking. Illiterate people use it for a sign, Winners for victory and my FANS use it for reading my SMS Oh U too? Crazy Fan
- In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
- Insult and wife are somewhat similar…They always look good… If it is not yours!!!!
- It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of the newspaper!!
- I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.
- I’m not arguing, I’m simply tried to explaining why I’m Right.
- I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.
- Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror 😛
- Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
- Laziness is my middle name.
- Love thy neighbour. But don’t get caught.
- Love your girl like you love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
- Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
- Only Marriage is the major cause of divorce.
- People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
- Read books instead of reading my status!
- Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
- Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal this status.
- Some people call me Frank, You can call me tonight.
- Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead.
- Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
- Stop waiting for one Day. Today is the Day.
- The Earth without Art is just Eh.
- The only reason God made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
- The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
- What’s the most embarrassing moment in one’s life?
When nobody likes your Facebook status!
- When I show you a picture on my phone… Don’t swipe left. Don’t swipe right. Just look.
- When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail, ”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
- When a girl says she’ll be ready in 5 more minutes, it’s the same as when a guy says the game has 5 minutes left. 😀
- When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!
- When nothing seems right… go left!!
- Who cares?????… I’m awesome!!!
- You can disturb me… I’m available. 😀
- You have eyes my dear but you cannot see.
- After pre-wedding, wedding and post-wedding photos, you go into the matrimonial home to use a kerosene stove. Why not save the money to buy a gas cooker? 🤷🏽♂
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